I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
from now on my penis is your penis
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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