What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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