we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Randomize
