I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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