she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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