u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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