everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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