I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Green mimosas i think yes
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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