Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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