dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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