It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Damn victory sex feels great
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