im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
