walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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