Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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