come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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