How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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