Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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