with your own penis?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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