she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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