On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
