he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
