So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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