I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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