Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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