weddingsv make me drug and hornr
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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