it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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