i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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