We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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