Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
