She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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