In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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