If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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