So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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