Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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