You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i already hear my dad disowning me
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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