He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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