the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
