Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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