Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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