bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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