i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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