Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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