We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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