just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Boobs are out for the taking
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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