i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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