id be glad to
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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