where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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