Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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