new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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