Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
40s are totally the cure
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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