Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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